老鼠存一年的花生被车主发现并没收 网友回复亮了
春节快到啦，现在的你是不是心情激动，每天都无心工作，只想早点回家过年接受命运的拷问：今年脱单了吗？工资涨了么？今年生个孙子孙女明年还打算要个二胎吗？http://cms-bucket.nosdn.127.net/catchpic/b/bb/bb6050033ebdc9a313349d5e43a2a5fa.jpg?imageView&thumbnail=550x0你的人生圆满了，可是一只老鼠的鼠生却遭到了毁灭性的打击。在我们对这只老鼠施以同情的嘲笑之前，先来看下这场春节前夕的血案究竟是如何发生的……1月14日，微博用户@筱东嘚 在修理汽车的时候，发现了一个令人难以接受，甚至还有点恶心的事实：老鼠居然在汽车里藏粮食……http://cms-bucket.nosdn.127.net/catchpic/1/15/15c5219c1bc7bbcdf0b67c8b9073487d.png?imageView&thumbnail=550x0整整一车……http://cms-bucket.nosdn.127.net/catchpic/4/4f/4f032547fd3d2ac437a29bd9a8d167a1.jpg?imageView&thumbnail=550x0http://cms-bucket.nosdn.127.net/catchpic/6/68/688dee1a45161f8d7782800bf04a7550.jpg?imageView&thumbnail=550x0http://cms-bucket.nosdn.127.net/catchpic/5/5a/5a21794c6493120566e252c080c61791.jpg?imageView&thumbnail=550x0http://cms-bucket.nosdn.127.net/catchpic/6/6f/6f11fd449452f5ff2bb30be966314514.jpg?imageView&thumbnail=550x0本是同根生，相煎何太急……博主本意只是晒图，可他万万没有想到，网友评论的画风，居然全都偏向了老鼠……人干事？还让不让老鼠过年啦！http://cms-bucket.nosdn.127.net/catchpic/6/68/681ba1777ae7b5db14ce6736284ff0cd.png?imageView&thumbnail=550x0江南皮革厂老板黄鹤瞬间灵魂附体http://cms-bucket.nosdn.127.net/catchpic/1/18/18af0d36356306e0bbc729320cefea63.png?imageView&thumbnail=550x0密集恐惧症患者表示：我不能接受！http://cms-bucket.nosdn.127.net/catchpic/d/d8/d81409eaeac39688d94c4e6dd9eb7776.png?imageView&thumbnail=550x0http://cms-bucket.nosdn.127.net/catchpic/a/a0/a020c571c9d5df46a0ecc69f4ca31783.jpg?imageView&thumbnail=550x0这位少年，我看你口味独特，这花生还是你留着自己吃吧……http://cms-bucket.nosdn.127.net/catchpic/c/cf/cf638a65c2f06de727d4eefab220da0d.png?imageView&thumbnail=550x0喂，婚介所吗？我这里有个勤奋踏实的对象，就是有点背……http://cms-bucket.nosdn.127.net/catchpic/d/dc/dc9bb8fe27f56844c310f671bd8bca71.png?imageView&thumbnail=550x0存货有风险，入市需谨慎……http://cms-bucket.nosdn.127.net/catchpic/7/77/77297f315d588ce1b7c56ddc1a557c09.png?imageView&thumbnail=550x0老鼠回来一脸懵逼，哇的一声哭了出来……http://cms-bucket.nosdn.127.net/catchpic/5/51/514e03c3325a4f82e3abf58b8f375b66.jpg?imageView&thumbnail=550x0http://cms-bucket.nosdn.127.net/catchpic/4/4c/4c2130153bad8a41471ed073b8b8facb.jpg?imageView&thumbnail=550x0老鼠回来一看，我特么难道是存了假货？http://cms-bucket.nosdn.127.net/catchpic/8/8e/8e08ffd368989831cda04f5e0d38b037.jpg?imageView&thumbnail=550x0http://cms-bucket.nosdn.127.net/catchpic/c/c8/c82cd4c3d55960c7d7a2662fde9e14b1.jpg?imageView&thumbnail=550x0总之，这只老鼠的年肯定是过不好了。看到这里，只好借用电影《死亡诗社》里的那句台词送给这只悲剧的老鼠：carpe diem（活在当下，及时行乐）http://cms-bucket.nosdn.127.net/catchpic/2/24/245a630efc99716f650aaea2553fc8b6.jpg?imageView&thumbnail=550x0
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